Seriously, this week's Metro Diary takes the cake!
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Dear Diary:
Scene: Metro-North Railroad, 7:30 a.m. express to Grand Central Terminal.
Cast: Middle-aged man of ample belly.
Wardrobe notes: Wearing Marine Corps baseball cap adorned with additional U.S.M.C. pin and 9/11 World Trade Center pin. Large tattoo on forearm.
Action: Cross-stitching a newborn-baby-size bib with image of Looney Tunes’ Tasmanian Devil catching a baseball.